[cf-announce] ride 2 chillits needed

[Monty Luke]

Hello:

Are you one of the lucky, elitist few who got tix to the Chillits  
ambient-a-thon taking place is the woods this weekend? Oh yeah? Well,  
I am looking for a ride from my gated mansion here in San Francisco's  
well-to-do upper Haight district. My driver, who would normally sort  
these kinds of things out for me(since you know...I pay him and  
stuff), will be off with some internet friend he met on Lavalife so  
he can't do it. Can you? I can offer gas money, tips on stocks and  
bonds, along with stories from boarding school.

Regards,

Cyril Montague Luke Jr.